Fling or Ring? Jennifer and Tony

Who? Jennifer Ellison

AKA: Big-breasted blonde bombshell, the Scouse-est looking woman in the world

Years racked up: Just 21

Known for?: Being a Brookie stalwart until getting killed off, embarking on a naff pop career and surprisingly winning over tough taskmaster Gordon Ramsay to triumph in Hell's Kitchen this year.

Is involved in a love thing with...

Who? Tony Richardson

AKA: Jen's troublesome fella, that bloke she just won't dump

Years racked up: 25

Known for?: Ostensibly a sunbed salesman, Tony's more known for allegedly being at the centre of a gang feud in Liverpool. He’s said to have a £50,000 bounty on his head and gang members have been targeting him, Jennifer and her family to get him. Crikey.

Romance rocketed when: The pair have been together for four years now, but have broken up and made up plenty of times since then.

Make or break: What will it take for Jen to ditch her man? She’s endured shots fired at her parents' home, an attack by machete-wielding masked men, an arrest after a theft incident at her birthday party and a recent incident where Tony was nicked after a street 'incident' with police. Yet the perma-tanned moppet sticks resolutely by him.

Soppy speak: Jen, despite briefly breaking up with Tony last year, has dismissed the on-the-rocks rumours as "rubbish, total crap." Instead, she prefers to waffle on: "I love him so much...Me and Tony are probably the most boring couple you could ever meet. We're the sort of people who'd order a McDonald's, sit on the couch at home and watch TV." Great!

Biz Bitch says: In a way, it's admirable how Jennifer sticks by Tony — as her agents and managers must have been urging her to chuck him for aaages now. But for crying out loud woman, the man is not good news! With a burgeoning film career bubbling away and the future looking bright, surely it's time to ditch the unfortunate-headling-grabbing dunce and shack up with someone classier, or just less orange...