Fab Friends quotes

The beauty of Friends has always been in its super-sharp scriptwriting and brilliant banter - where would we be now without "I'm SO Chandler Bing" and "How you doin'?" In honour of their witty ways, we've collated some of the best of their sayings over the last ten years.

Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.

Rachel: I use my breasts to get other peoples attention.
Monica: WE BOTH DO THAT.

Joey: Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I *be* wearing anymore clothes?

Chandler: [To Joey who's removing his tie] Would you put that back on? Monica's gonna be here any minute.
Joey: But it hurt's my Joey's Apple.
Chandler: Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man.

Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.

Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT."

Rachel (to Ross): Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy," and it *is* a big deal.

Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

Ross: I guess I should have known... we'd be out somewhere, and a beautiful woman would go by, and Carol would go, "Ross, look at her." And I'd think, "My wife is cool."

Monica: Hey Phoebe, guess what I'm thinking?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. How it's been so long since you've had sex and wondering if they've changed it?
Monica: No, only now that's what I'm thinking.

Ross: Wanna hear something weird?
Phoebe: Always.

Joey: Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Joey: By someone besides Monica?

Rachel: Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.

Joey: I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man.
Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.