Cutting It

9pm, BBC1

This week's highlights (geddit?) from the bonkers Mancunian hairdressing drama. Finn wants to get his and Allie's son christened in full-on, candle-holding Catholic style. Of course, he knows that little Ralfie isn't, in fact, his son. And so does Eugene, which doesn't make Finn a happy bunny at all.

In fact, it makes him something of a violent bunny, but there we are. As if that wasn't enough of a family saga, Gavin's parents do a Dirty Den and come back from the apparently dead. (Guest star Sue Johnston, left, is gorgeously catty as Gav's snobbish ma.) Not quite barking enough for you? Mia's back next week...