To reflect the diverse 21st-century world in which we live, you can of course decide on an alternative lifestyle. In practice, that means choosing to make one of the characters gay - and, boy, are they gay. 'I'm James, fly me,' announces the camp flight attendant, standing with one leg cocked and his hand on his hip, in the game's character-option screen. And rather scary lesbian Lizzie is a 'laid-back lover of Lycra' who relaxes to the sound of mating humpbacks.