Christmas outings for teenagers

The holidays can be a turbulent time when teenagers are thrown into the equation. The big question is, just how do you keep them entertained for two whole weeks or more? Well, we've got the answers right here.

Theatre: Jerry Springer - The Opera
With its sublime mix of white trash and opera singing, just about perfect for teenagers bored to tears by the TV.

Film: Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King
Boasting enough fights, drama and SFX to keep everyone entertained, Return Of The King will also keep the teens busy for a hefty three-and-a-quarter hours.

Exhibition: The Turner Prize
Sex and death are never too far from the squalid teenage brain, and they preoccupy this year's nominees too. Snigger at the Chapmans' sex dolls and Perry's Cinderella dress. Then wonder at the brevity of all mortal things with Gallaccio's decaying fruit.

Dance: Nutcracker!
Matthew Bourne's reworking of the seasonal favourite cranks up the love interest and horror - more than enough to keep older kids gripped. Until Jan 24, Sadler's Wells, Rosebery Avenue EC1, Tue to Sat 7.30pm, Wed mat 2.30pm, Sun 5pm, £8 to £45. Tel: 020 7863 8000. Tube: Angel

Restaurant: Loungelover
Even the sulkiest, can't-impress-me teenager will be blown away by the exotic, decadent surroundings of this East End gem. They'll also like its secret entrance, its flaming lanterns and its eye candy punters.