I was reminded of an encounter in the upstairs bar of the Ivy in 2009, when Radcliffe, then 19 and no longer chaperoned everywhere, was off the leash and on the lash. As I sipped lager, Radcliffe had necked whiskey sours. And double bourbons. And a fistful of fags. Oh, go on then, tequilas too. "I love tequila," Radcliffe had said, positively licking his lips. "It's one of those things like Jägermeister, where you get a certain type of drunk off it." Thereafter, I confess, my memory is hazy.