The new owner of a three-bedroom pebbledash terraced house in Charlton, south-east London, will inherit a bizarre array of fixtures and fittings: whips, rubberwear, fetish clothing and a banner declaring "Never Plead Guilty". The property, sold through Peter James at £200,000, belongs to retired "madam" Lindi St Clair, better known as Miss Whiplash. "I used to have a wall full of photographs of all my favourite MP clients," she tells me. "But I took them down once I put the house on the market." Miss W will now live on her 20-acre, £500,000 Elizabethan farm in Herefordshire.