Mess, at the Saatchi Gallery
Duke of York's Headquarters, SW3
(020 7730 8135; saatchi-gallery.co.uk)
What Neon art on the walls, massive bronze sculptures between the tables, buckets of croissants and Cumberland sausages - it's Saatchi meets Nigella.
Order The venison carpaccio with truffle dressing.
Cost £25 for three courses without wine.
Best time to go Early dinner after a stroll in the gallery (which closes at 6pm). Rating 8/10