The Sacred Art Of Stealing by Christopher Brookmyre (Abacus, £10.99)
Angelique de Xavier is not having a good day. Being a maverick cop with the Glasgow police isn't all it's cracked up to be when paperpushing superiors seem determined to turn you into the ultimate scapegoat. She's fed up with being single, fed up with hostage situations that interrupt the football, and the fact that it's her 30th birthday isn't helping much either. So when a charming and amusing man asks her out, the day at last shows signs of improvement; yes, he may have held her captive while masterminding the most audacious bank heist Scotland has ever witnessed, but as he points out: 'Just because I'm a bank robber, doesn't make me the bad guy.' Brimming with humour of the blackest hue, Brookmyre finds a rich vein of satire when pondering whether cops and robbers (or even Celtic and Rangers fans) can ever really be friends.