Peter Kay presented and could not have been more pleased with himself than if he'd written a gag about inventing garlic bread. The Spice Girls won Best BRITs Performance of the past 30 years, which probably had other contenders crying into their hands. The Girls' wheeled out Wannabe and Who Do You Think You Are, but you could hear the clanking.
Lending a more contemporary edge, JLS, the boy-band Peter Andre wants to be, justified buying a trophy cabinet by winning British Breakthrough Act and Best British Single, although were beaten to Best British Album by Florence and the Machine.