The Office: The Scripts by Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant (BBC Books, £9.99) Geoffrey's office is a far cry from Wernham Hogg, the Slough paper merchant and brilliant comic invention of Ricky Gervais, but the two share a keen eye for the absurdities of office life.The complete scripts of series one of The Office will keep Geoffrey happily immersed through Boxing Day and beyond.
The Victorians by A. N. Wilson (Hutchinson, £25) Geoffrey greatly admires the achievements of the Victorians and will find much to enjoy in this sweeping and lively survey of the age that has so heavily influenced our own. A. N. Wilson brings the Victorians electrifyingly to life by piecing together hundreds of stories from the great and the good to the poor and obscure.
How To Be A Gardener by Alan Titchmarsh (BBC Books, £18.99) A Hit-and-miss weekend gardener, Geoffrey will welcome part one of the inimitable Mr Titchmarsh's gardening course. Alan takes us back to basics and provides the same kind of reassurance for gardeners that made Delia the darling of inexperienced cooks. Step-by-step advice ensures that we can all aspire to be brilliant gardeners, too.
Life Of Pi by Yann Martel (Canongate, £7.99)
For a truly escapist read, this Booker prize-winning novel about a boy adrift in the Pacific with a hyena, a monkey, a whingeing zebra and a Bengal tiger can't be bettered. The critics called it an 'enormously lovable novel suffused with wonder'.
Man And Wife by Tony Parsons (HarperCollins, £16.99)
Like most men, Geoffrey is occasionally baffled by his wife's behaviour. Tony Parsons' sequel to Man And Boy is an edgy take on family life in the 21st century which ponders the age-old questions of love and marriage from the male perspective.