Are you a perfect match?

What colour is your wife's favourite party dress?

a) black
b) blue
c) red
d) other

If you want to go out with the lads will your wife...

a) stay in by herself at home
b) go out with girlfriends
c) go to her mother's
d) demand to come too

When applying her lipstick does your wife first put it on...

a) the top lip
b) the bottom lip
c) it varies

What was the last thing your wife lost?

Which TV detective does your wife most like to watch?

a) Bergerac
b) Frost
c) Morse
d) Columbo

Mrs

Which of the seven dwarfs does your husband most resemble in the morning?

a) happy
b) sleepy
c) dopey
d) grumpy

How would you describe your husband's singing?

a) baritone
b) bass
c) tenor
d) some strange mixture

Does your husband wear a hankie in his pyjama pocket?

a) always
b) only if he has a cold
c) never

What outfit would your husband most like to see you in?

a) nurse
b) policewoman
c) French maid
d) bunny girl

Which TV celebrity would your husband most like to see topless?