Addicted Nicole heads for Priory

Over-worked celebrity journalist Nicole O'Neil has been admitted to The Priory, after admitting to List addiction.

The stylish scribe broke down as she described her 'list hell', and confessed to a string of embarassing escapades while trying to quench her desire for the ordered bullet points.

"I used to scrawl lists on the sides of buses, on my computer screen, on festival tents, anywhere, really," she sobbed.

The troubled journalist is expected to remain in the Priory for an undisclosed length of time while she attempts to wean herself off the sick lists.