Between chukkas, the Palace gang refresh themselves in the VIP tent beneath a mountainous chandelier, returning to impassioned commentary, delivered alternately by a local Swiss dignitary, speaking a kind of German, and a public school sportsman, speaking a kind of English. "There are plenty of Latins out there today, so there are some un-understandable words," he says, before pointing out that, "Dynergy are certainly showing signs of un-relentless attack." Happily, everyone in the grandstand is in un-unforgiving mood. Perhaps they have read the programme advertisement for one of the teams, Bank Hofmann. "There are many remarkable affinities between polo and investment management. Both are fast-paced, action-packed strategy games. And, in both cases, it takes well-balanced teams with the right mind-set to win."