You might have read this week that the newly-minted Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle and the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton are apparently at war with one another.
This "Battle of the Duchesses" (sidenote: good video game idea) has got so bad that Meghan and Harry are now packing their bags for Windsor, where - one can only guess - another feud rumour will pop up in a few months between Meghan and her new Windsor neighbour, the Queen.
But now fans of both Duchesses - and those who know a game of "let's pit the women against each other" when they see it - have hit back with their very own royal feud hashtag.
Enter #MyPalaceSource - the new hashtag for all your (completely fake) royal news...
Some Palace sources are shining an investigative light on the behaviour of Meghan's dogs.
Others are decoding Meghan's all-black outfits.
Meghan's smooth transition into royal duties hasn't escaped notice either.
There's speculation over the presents she's planning for Christmas day.
And yet more rumours about her dogs.
And her disruptive scented candle addiction.
And obviously, Beyonce is involved in some way too.
In real life, the row between the two Duchesses has apparently reached such a fever pitch they've even decided to stay with each other at Christmas.
I'm sure #MyPalaceSource will have an opinion about that.
In the meantime, here's some soothing pictures of royal family pets.
Royal pets
