Sometimes you can lead your skin to water but you can’t make it drink. On goes the night cream and still, parchment. Out comes the artillery of face oils and yet, gasping. Often this ‘reflective skin’ phenomenon will happen as the weather turns mean, and can manifest as an all-over papery effect or — as I have recently found — with random patches of scratchy, coarse nonsense. Scales, if you like. Nice. Sexy.