Calabrese’s version is rather more sophisticated and complex than the Porn Star. He blends white rum, white cacao liqueur, Galliano, pineapple juice and fresh passion fruit: a heady double hit of sweetness — the fudginess of white chocolate, the sharper fruitiness of pineapple and passion fruit — which is tempered by the alcohol burn of rum and champagne. More conversation-worthy is the garnish, which sees the rim dipped in cocoa butter and pink saffron syrup to add buttery complexity — and perfectly mimic lipstick. Rather than you leaving a lipstick stain on the glass, therefore, your Naughty Corner leaves you with coquettishly blushing lips. Ooh matron, indeed.