'Oh, you noticed, did you?' he huffs. 'That's good.' The full English breakfast that sits in front of him, untouched, cools a little more. He says he didn't order it; perhaps it was one of his over-attentive crew - two friends from Bow and three PR staff. (When he later changes for our photo shoot, there is a scramble of people trying to hold his jacket for him.) Dizzee is in a bit of a bate with me, though I'm not quite sure why. I haven't been prying but I have asked who writes his Twitter feed for him. He's got 193,000 followers but his tweets are so slickly professional I can't help doubting it's actually him reminding them to buy this or that or to look out for his latest Dirtee Stank record label protégé. 'Yeah, my tweets: I do it every now and then,' he says carefully. 'I'm not the dude on there telling you I had a shit five minutes ago. You've got to be careful, man, you can't just be saying everything that's on your mind, it's not necessary.' Again, I point out he's a private guy. And then from nowhere his temper rises, quick as a rap lyric, a temper that's scary and jokey and quite thrilling to be on the end of: 'Why, who are you f***ing?' Dizzee asks me, trying to turn the tables. 'Erm, I'm f***ing my husband,' I say. 'What about you?' 'I ain't f***ing your husband,' he retorts. One or two of his entourage explode with laughter. This super-sharp rascal always has the last word.
Anyway, despite having just won an Ivors Inspiration Award at the Ivor Novellos last week, I am informed that Dizzee has a burgeoning new hobby: photography. His shots are being displayed exclusively on the homepage of the Microsoft search engine Bing - where they will be seen, as a man from Microsoft perkily tells me, by 16 million users. 'I've travelled around a lot since my first album and I've seen so many mad, different, interesting things, and I always took pictures along the way,' Dizzee says. Does he own a lot of cameras? 'I've got quite a few. You buy a nice camera, and then you use it a few times, lose the charger, buy another camera' He gives a millionaire's pout. 'And then another one comes out with more pixels and you gotta get that one, rah. Not that I even know what the f*** the pixels is all about.'