Collecting me is my guide, sturdy, dark-haired Olga, who is frustratingly tight-lipped when asked about the elections taking place that very day but redeems herself with self-deprecating humour when describing the ethnicity of the Russian people — “Just look at me,” she smiles. She drops me at the Ritz-Carlton, on Tverskaya, adjacent to Red Square (the Russian word for red also means beautiful — not a reference to communism or bloodshed as is commonly believed). No hotel could wish to find a better site, which is the only thing they kept from the former Intourist hotel, a sleazy, budget Soviet-era operation which was rebuilt and re-opened in 2007.