The disadvantage of cutting out the holiday rental middle-man is that what you see is what you get (and that’s assuming your host is honest and decent, as ours was). This meant that the immaculate villa came with all the facilities listed — wi-fi, TV, dishwasher, washing machine, barbecue, linen, towels and so on — but the kitchen cupboards were bare and the island had effectively gone to bed when we touched down at 9pm. Reluctantly, we joined them, after a glass of tap water and hunk of ensaimada, a Balearic brioche-like confection left for us by our hosts.