The Gore
190 Queen's Gate, SW7 (020 7584 6601; gorehotel.com)
What It has the feel of a comfortable family home, with a dollop of camp (there's a Judy Garland Room).
Room The Tudor Room has dark wood panelling, a 15th-century minstrels' gallery, a copper bathtub, an oak four-poster bed and a log fire. Count Dracula would feel at home.
Food Bistro One Ninety is a smart, unfussy restaurant with an Anglo-Continental menu. We had game pie and red mullet.
Extras Rose petals in a heart shape on the bed, and champagne and strawberries in 'Cinderella's carriage', a themed private alcove in the bar.
Cost £550 for the Valentine's package, including a go in Cinderella's carriage.