Our bows couldn't have been better behaved, and the Germans continued to read peacefully in their deckchairs, unconcerned at our approach, when all of a sudden there was an almighty thump, crash and tinkling of glass from behind. In our approach we'd forgotten to make allowances for overhanging branches, and turned around to see the table on the Salsa's upper deck being slowly tipped over, along with assorted cameras, bottles and china. The Germans dropped their books and looked on, aghast.