You might expect to flag during your voyage through the 13 courses of the most popular Menu Two, but as each course arrives, it is so sensuously different from the preceding one that you can only sit in wonder as to what might come next.
That said, after four hours at the table, it is with a small sense of relief that you await the final course.
Blumenthal's tasting menu at the Fat Duck in Berkshire costs £150 but Rogan's 17-course is a comparatively approachable £95, while the entry menu, with eight courses, is just £55.Frankly, at these prices, it is worth the trip from London.
Rogan has 12 rooms dotted around Cartmel and four in the main house.
Ours was huge and sparsely although elegantly furnished, with Beirdemeir antiques and a minimalist and elegant bathroom.
Most are contemporary in style and feel, and he is extending them where possible to create suites.
The fact that you can stagger back from the restaurant to a bolthole of metropolitan standards of design and comfort makes this unlikely outpost a properly relaxing foodie destination.
Guests take breakfast at Rogan's, his more informal restaurant a couple of minutes' walk from the guestrooms.
Innovation gives way to a traditional, albeit beautifully presented, full English and continental fare.
At dinner the local-only rule is relaxed and my Parmesan ice-cream with butternut squash risotto may, at £5.50, rank as the best starter of my life.
The food is more successful than the décor, as contemporary fights with the charming old building.
But I'm quibbling. Rogan used to fret that the Lake District would prove the wrong setting — too far from London, too isolated, too old-world. He originally wanted to be near Brighton.
But as we caught Trevor's taxi to the Grange-over-Sands station at the end of our stay, through wooded hills to the sparkling bay, we thought chance had made the right decision for him. Who said the North was all faggots and brown ale?
L'enclume (01539 536362, www.lenclume.co.uk), Cavendish Street, Cartmel, Cumbria, has doubles from £148 B&B.