Not since Sam Taylor-Wood’s film of a sleeping David Beckham have we been so turned on by celebrity napping. Swoonton’s fluttering eyelids and serene, somniferous smile send shivers down our spine. We know she’s allegedly already got two partners, but if the 52-year-old fancies a bit of company next time she does something bonkers in the name of art, we’re up for it. Although now she’s done drag, nudity and creepy stuff with Karl Lagerfeld, surely the only thing left is the lead in a Richard Curtis movie? I Am Love... Actually?