First up the youngest, Liam (left), who has been twerking, sorry, shirking the limelight recently in the wake of his now ex-fiancée Miley Cyrus’ wrecking ball of a performance. Finally he’s heard us screaming, ‘You might play a sacrificial Tribute in The Hunger Games but YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS,’ and is back on the market — bonus! Middle child Chris (centre) is revving us up too, starring as sexy F1 champ James Hunt in Rush, a change of track for the go-to superhero. So what about Luke, the oldest (right)? He’s the cute stocky one who was actually in Neighbours (as Nathan Tyson — Chris was in Home and Away), wasn’t engaged to a hot mess and isn’t in blockbuster movies; a dark horse we hope to see more of. Ooh Liam, ooh Luke, ooh Chris; don’t make us choose between them. We want all these brothers in our arms — now.
