The Crush: Scout Willis

Let’s give Scout LaRue Willis a break. In fact, let’s give her a patchouli-scented sisterly embrace and say, ‘You go girl,’ because the poor thing has had it up to here with your #judgements. It was never going to be easy for a girl born to Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, who ended up with Ashton Kutcher as a stepdad and a load of teenage girls suddenly desperate for a sleepover.

She’s had to go through her mum’s very public divorce and breakdown, as well as the birth of Bruce’s new baby last month with his model wife Emma Heming. So forgive her for acting out — staging a one-woman protest against online censorship by parading topless through the streets of New York last week. ‘My comfort with my body should not be dictated by how others perceive me,’ the 22-year-old tweeted. So there, haters. Scout is used to being the butt — or should that be the bust — of jokes after setting up an ill-advised Twitter account as a ‘creative writing project’ while at Brown University, ‘satirising the idea of the trustafarian’. We can’t believe her roommate at the time, swottish Muggle Emma Watson, didn’t talk her out of it. But now it seems her antics at least have a point, and a feminist one at that. Sew a badge on our sleeve because Crush is 100 per cent Team Scout.