The Crush: Peter & Harry Brant

What do you get when you cross a supermodel with a billionaire art collector? Peter and Harry Brant, that’s what. These teenage brothers are the pomade-haired progeny of super Stephanie Seymour and Peter M Brant, who runs Interview magazine and collects Jeff Koons’ art.

Not since Nicky and Paris Hilton have two siblings made such a splash on the New York society scene.

Crush would do anything to be their cool older friend; we’d even buy them a quart of Stoli and 20 B&H were they to stop us outside a newsagent and ask politely.

Peter (left) is the openly gay one. He’s 19, likes ‘18th-century furniture and the Arts and Crafts movement’. Harry (right) is 16 and not openly gay.

Yes, many a heterosexual male has admitted to wearing his mother’s Manolo Blahnik loafers — there is no place for stereotyping here.

The boys, who are as pretty as Ken dolls, radiate wealth, privilege and the very best breeding.

They also know how to talk to grown-ups without yawning and asking to be excused to play Assassin’s Creed. Yes, they may be too young to drink in the US, but that hasn’t stopped them storming all the best parties from the Venice Biennale to the Met Ball. London needs some of the Brant brothers’ stardust.

Crush would love to get them over to teach those cute YouTube twins Finn and Jack (the closest thing we’ve got, surely?) how to work a room in leopard-print. We’ll pay expenses… honest.