Crush has not yet been through the trauma of labour but when the moment comes, we hope our partner is less class clown with a camcorder and more calming rock: like Novak Djokovic — also a brand-new dad and a great example of the kind of man we’d love to have by our bedside. For a start, look at that face. The handsome tennis player, who’s ranked world number one, has eyes that say, ‘Hey, everything is going to be OK.’ Unlike Robbie’s hubristic approach to social media, the sensible Serb posts inspiring quotes and cute photos of his fans on Twitter; you can’t fault him.