The Crush: Michelle Rodriguez

Who hasn’t been on holiday with Michelle Rodriguez? The Fast and the Furious actress, also known as the default no-strings celebrity girlfriend, is so often snapped frolicking in the waves with her latest lover that it can’t be long before she invites Crush to a tantric yoga retreat in Ibiza, or a CrossFit swingers cruise on the Côte d’Azur — we’re up for anything, as long as there’s paddleboarding.

Last March, Michelle and Cara D canoodled in Cancun; by July she was yachting in Sardinia with Zac Efron. She’s wasted no time this year, returning to Mexico for some winter sun and gadding about with an ‘unidentified gal pal’. Michelle is a professional vacationer. It’s little wonder her character never made it off the island on Lost; no one is more at home on a beach. Look she’s playing Bat ’n Ball! Wa-hey she’s on a swing! Now she’s diving off a boat! She’s surfing! She’s making sandcastles then stamping on them, and demanding someone brings her a Piña Colada before she goes all Girlfight on their asses.

Then there’s her sun-kissed skin, wet-look hair and proper fit bod... Oh, what we’d give for an all-inclusive five nights together on Necker Island. Something about that YOLO demeanour makes Crush think Michelle would make the perfect holiday romance; she recently said: ‘The thought of being in a long-lasting relationship? Pssh, I couldn’t last more than six months with someone!’ That’s fine with Crush; we’d happily get matching henna tattoos and then never see each other again. But one thing’s for sure, wherever we end up on our fantasy holiday with Michelle Rodriguez, we’re packing our Factor 50... it’s bound to be hot.