As some come to terms with the fact that gorgeous George Clooney is soon to be officially off the market, having been ‘unjustly’ snapped up by the Power Woman we would love to hate were she not a human rights lawyer, those of another persuasion are mourning the lost possibility of ever being Jodie Foster’s Oscars plus one (and maybe more). Alas, La Foster has tied the knot, but she did it with so quiet a fanfare (Crush, too, was NFI) that we can’t help but admire this sapphisticat for keeping it classy.