This alone would have been enough to pique our anti anti-sugar interest and yet, J Middles goes further, taking a permanent marker to Crush’s ‘Things We Like’ list, by first printing Instagram photos on to said marshmallows (#clever) and then cultivating some serious facial hair (#hot). Let’s pause a while to reflect on James’ new beard. Things appear to be going swimmingly with Donna Air, much to our disappointment. He looks so macho, so rugged, so not like a man who would ever dress in drag to attend a ‘wild house party’, or indeed one who bakes cakes for a living.
