Once she’d nailed a Burberry campaign and The Bling Ring, Crush felt confident in exclaiming, ‘Bam! In your face, haters.’ And if anyone dared doubt our commitment, we need only to refer them to the copy of The Perks of Being a Wallflower we own on DVD. So, were Valentine’s Day less of a patriarchal capitalist hegemony (or something), we might expect Watson to acknowledge our years of devotion and send us a bunch of roses already. #youforme?