An invite to Melanie Rickey and Mary Portas’s baby shower maybe, or a cosy night in playing Scrabble with Sue Perkins — we’d bake brownies and be desperately witty... We’d also love to catch a matinée with Fiona Shaw. And if Freja Beha and Arizona Muse were in town, we’d totally call Jessie J and all head down to Drag King karaoke at Candy Bar. The capital’s celesbians are pop stars, writers, newsreaders (Jane Hill, call us!), actors, fashionistas… sorry, boys, but we go weak at the knees for them all.
