How completely cool do you have to be to release a record without bothering to mention it in advance? Like, oh soz, guys, I was just rehanging the Basquiats with Jay, potty-training Blue and going on a sold-out world tour, I forgot to make a fuss about the game-changing music video album I’m about to drop. Sure, she probably had an inkling that even without a promotional fanfare her new release would sell 80,000 copies in just three hours, but Crush prefers to think Queen B was simply too busy to bother bigging it up.