"Goose" was 17th century slang for prostitute, and here in the Liberty of the Bishop of Winchester, being "bitten by a Winchester Goose" meant receiving a dose of the clap. Although tolerated by law, prostitutes were disallowed a holy burial ground, and the site is still precarious, with attempted development schemes continually "hexed" by local protectors of the place. Woe betide Transport for London if they disallow a community garden. For now, the mass grave is shallow, and human teeth can sometimes be spotted glinting under the topsoil. As the Shard soars behind, and the trains rattle beneath, stragglers will gather outside the Cross Bones' locked gates on the 23rd of this month (not Hallowe'en) to follow their shaman's chant, "Goose may you never be thirsty", to tie cheap jewels to the gate - Goose is happy with paste - and to offer her favourite libation: a nip of gin.