Life here is like nowhere else, although not always in the sense the architects intended. There are full-time porters and an army of estate handymen (over 2,000 flats and 40 years old – there's a lot to fix). There is a Salvage Store, run by residents, to collect and re-distribute fixtures: the buildings are listed, so many elements (tiles, latches, dials and other such paraphernalia) are no longer made, and permission for any changes must be sought through the City of London. This makes re-decorating complicated, which may be why my landlord hasn't really attempted it. My cheery yellow shelves are too narrow for modern paperbacks; my oven is the original 1970s Credaplan (it works fine, but heaven help me if that changes, since the company is long extinct) and my sliding kitchen cupboards operate much like a Rubik's Cube and align correctly with about the same frequency. On the other hand, there is underfloor heating, daily rubbish collection and sumptuous gardens I never have to weed. Service charges, inevitably, are high, although it's the towers, appropriately enough, that have the highest. My seven-storey block varies from £2,000 to £4,000, depending on the size of the flat.