Our adventure began on a 12-seater plane setting off from Nairobi Wilson Airport. The plane was so small the pilot herself checked our names off her list with a pencil before presenting us with safety cards, but the short flight was spectacular. Our eyes widened with wonder as we ascended from a bustling capital city, hovered over snowcapped mountains and then descended to vast, green and apparently inhabited lands. We touched down at Keekorok ‘airport’, a loose term in this instance, and were struck by how verdant it all was. We were greeted by some Masai warriors, impressive in their traditional red robes, earrings and jewellery, which, despite having feminine connotations in our culture, here looked remarkably macho. One of them introduced himself as Mako, a young employee of Cottar’s, our camp for the next few days, and our official guide. He and his fellow warriors relieved us of our holdalls, placed them in an open-top nine-seater Land Cruiser and then told us we were going on a safari. It’s probably a good time to mention that I was still in my high-heeled boots and none of us had been expecting this.