But I discovered I was mistaken last Saturday when I found myself perched at the chef's table at Dinner by Heston Blumenthal. As much as Heston is a thoroughly modern chef, the menu is rooted in the past, taking inspiration from recipes from as far back as the 13th century. Nine courses with a few sneaky extras thrown in, and my excitement and delight grew with every plate - just like my arse. I don't need to elaborate on the eloquence of my TV husband and friend, the food critic Jay Rayner, who announced, 'It's stupidly good.' Well done to Heston and his head chef Ashley Palmer-Watts - oh, and the Tudors for giving me something more memorable than 'divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived'.