When I catch up with Green again in mid-February, it’s all change. For lunch he’ll have the steak and veg, no carbs. He’s still on the fags, but he’s on a diet imposed by a personal trainer. He is tall (6ft 3in), charming, thoughtful and possessed of a politeness that he’d be the first to admit is at odds with his tearaway youth. And he’s increasingly sophisticated. He roars up to our rendezvous at The Cow on Westbourne Park Road in his new Mercedes E350. No, it’s not another freebie, nor has he bought it. ‘There’s no point in buying cars, you lose the VAT straight away,’ he frowns. ‘It’s a mug’s game.’ He’s leasing it instead, paying £22,000 over two years: ‘I give it back at the end of that and it’s lost more than 22 grand in value, so it’s the best way to do it.’