The new age of full-frontal penis, it would seem, is very much here. Euphoria, And Just Like That, Pam and Tommy, Normal People, White Lotus, Scenes from a Marriage, Sex Education and even Succession are all getting cocky — and I don’t mean from winning a few Emmys. Episode two of the recent season of Euphoria had no fewer than 30 penises in one locker room scene, enough to make Naked Attraction look like a never-nude convention. Clearly, nudity on screen is nothing new: the first full-frontal nudity on mainstream television was on the Dutch experimental show Hoepla in 1967, in which a woman sat stark naked reading a newspaper. Since then, female nudity has become normalised to the point of a severe imbalance between the genders. Game of Thrones, for example, had 134 individual breasts on screen throughout its run, compared to a measly seven penises.