After a full English breakfast we headed to nearby Eton, definitely more town than gown on a Saturday morning. We sauntered past the old-fashioned shirt-makers' and tailors' shops, before moving on for a walk up to the JFK memorial in Runnymede. The engraved concrete slab is outshone by the view of the Thames meandering through the rolling countryside. Still a little early for tea, we decided on a quick lap of Virginia Water to build an appetite. Stupidly we hadn't thought to take the hotel up on its offer of a borrowed bicycle, not realising that it's a four-mile round-trip around the lake. But once we'd passed the 15ft cascade and Roman pillars imported in 1818 from Leptis Magna near Tripoli in Libya, by the then royal architect Sir Jeffry Wyatville, we realised it was easier to carry on than to turn around. We just made it back in time for the second sitting of tea and fell hungrily on tiered trays of scones and finger sandwiches, including a particularly good BLT, warming ourselves by the drawing room's open fire as a pianist tinkled out some Michael Bublé.
What better way to round off such an arduous day than with an indulgent treatment. The hotel's spa is a short walk from the manor house, but having done plenty of walking already we elected to arrive instead by chauffeur-driven golf buggy. The spa building, a glass-walled new build with a roof of lavender, camomile and thyme, blends seamlessly into a grassy bank and in the summer the glass walls open up to the elements, all the better to enjoy the spectac-ular view across a wildflower meadow to the polo pitch. I chose the Restorative Deep Tissue Massage and my aching neck and shoulders were kneaded and drained of lactic acid with the help of black pepper, ginger and rosemary (harvested from the roof, no doubt). It's a popular choice with visiting polo players, apparently, but I quickly discovered that it works just as well on tired ramblers.