All this focus on his looks is, he assures me, a matter of indifference to him. 'Pure athleticism is what I am interested in. I am passionate about the sport and my country, and I know this is part of it,' he drawls. Given that his mission is to popularise polo, he's sensible enough to realise that his pout and cheekbones are a multi-goal advantage in the publicity game. (Know what the world's best player, the ten-goal Adolfo Cambiaso, looks like? Me neither.)
Nacho's looks secured him his slot on Oprah last year, not to mention a recent Gossip Girl cameo. And when he played against Prince Harry in a charity match at the Manhattan Polo Classic on Governors Island last year (a rematch is planned for the end of this month) his chums Madonna, Kate Hudson and Chloë Sevigny were cheering him on in the crowd. When Harry's team beat his, Harry spat a mouthful of champagne into his face, but it didn't dampen their friendship. 'The princes are nice, simple, sensible guys. I think they're great. Harry especially, he's so laid-back and he's not into himself at all. The only reason he went to New York and put himself through all that was to raise money for those kids. He means what he does with all his heart - he's not there because someone says he has to be.'
As the nation tightens its collective belt, this cannot be a propitious moment to persuade us all to abandon the football terraces for Cowdray Park and champagne. 'There are misconceptions about the sport being elitist,' insists Nacho. 'For me, it was the opposite. It brings together so many different people. Polo is what lets a random guy from Argentina like me play with William and Harry.'
There are signs that Nacho's ambitious plans to democratise the Sport of Princes may be bearing fruit. Earlier this month, 27,000 spectators made their way to Hurlingham Park for the second Polo in the Park tournament since the pitch was demolished in the 1930s to enable us to Dig for Victory. In the manner of 20/20 cricket, the rules have been changed to make the game faster, more exciting and less complicated. There are three instead of four players per team, a brightly coloured ball and extra points for shooting goals from further away, while polo's silliest rule, which makes the teams change ends after every goal, has been abandoned.