Product placement has just been made legal in the UK by Ofcom. It's the theme of my latest film, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold. It came about because I was annoyed by an episode of Heroes. I loved season one, but season two was terrible, and one of the things that had changed was product placement. In the first episode of the new season, Hayden Panettiere's character moved to a new town. She was unhappy because she had no friends and then her dad came to pick her up from high school. He put his arm around her and said: 'We were going to save this for your birthday but here you go.' The camera flashed to the front of a Nissan car, then to the Nissan keys in his hand and Hayden said, 'Oh my God, Dad, the Rogue! I can't believe you're getting me the Nissan Rogue!' It was like a commercial happening right there in the middle of the show. And later on in the series, once she had friends, she was leaving a party and said, 'To the Rogue!' Nobody says that. I wanted to make a movie pulling back the curtain on advertising and product placement, showing the influence they have on shows and the power they wield - and then actually get brands to pay for it. It steamrolled from there and I ended up with sponsorship from 22 major brands, from POM Wonderful fruit juice to Mini Cooper. But not everyone was so keen to take part. When I spoke to a woman from Abercrombie & Fitch, she started ranting, 'Do you want me to tell you why you're not Abercrombie material? You're not very attractive, in fact you're kinda funny looking, you're not a handsome man at all. You're losing your hair, you're going bald. We would never put a bald person in one of our ads. And that moustache we sell clothing not pornography.'