Outside this Eden, on the main drag of Djemaa el Fna, so close but a world away, I saw hawkers hurrying out of a sudden unseasonal downpour, the snake charmers rushing to put their poor little vipers away. The minaret of the 12th-century Koutoubia mosque is still, by regulation, the tallest building in town, and most men wear flowing djellabas - inspiring Jean Paul Gaultier, whose S/S 2011 menswear show was themed 'hammam' - an imaginative take on local style, as the men I saw stoking the ladies' hammam furnace with cedarwood shavings were certainly not wearing leather shorts. JPG, Alain Delon and Bernard-Henri Lévy all have homes in the Sidi Mimoun district. 'Ever since 2001, it's been riad fever,' Khalid Amor, our highly educated tour guide, told us. He equivocated when I asked if he joined the 20 February pro-democracy protesters. 'At that time I was in the Atlas Mountains.' A taxi driver was more forthright: 'Am I loyal to the King? I have to be!'