Later, with towel-dried hair and her long, elegant feet (UK size 9) tucked under her, she talks me through her progress to Hollywood from Putney Common, where she grew up, attending Godolphin & Latymer girls' school in Hammersmith. She is fun, frenetic company. Her voice is as quaintly posh as Joanna Lumley's, but she segues into pitch-perfect impersonations, ventriloquising the frantic tones of a male Italian fashion stylist, the howls of Bagel the beagle, Eric Idle's pet dog, and Freida Pinto's clipped upper-class Mumbai accent. Punch got to know her a little when they were in Toronto promoting the new Woody Allen film, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger. Pinto plays an enigmatic student of the classical guitar; Punch an Essex gold-digger called Charmaine, who preys on Anthony Hopkins. She pulls it off with huge aplomb, creating a riveting, strangely likeable monster, on a par with Alison Steadman's
Beverly in Abigail's Party.