You can easily recreate a night out in the French capital here. I could have had tea at Poilâne, the famous French bakery which opened a new "Cuisine de Bar" in October in Cadogan Gardens, Chelsea, exactly like the one I used to go to before heading to La Sorbonne. Then dinner at le Relais de Venise L'Entrecôte, on Marylebone Lane, modelled on the original one in rue Saint-Dominique. Then I was having the aforementioned drinks at the Experimental Cocktail Club, the moody French speakeasy that opened last December. And wasn't I making plans to go to the London version of Le Baron? The ultra-cool Parisian nightclub opened on Burlington Street in Mayfair a few weeks ago.