Get thee to Urban Outfitters, Topman, Burton, River Island and Asos — all of which do cool festival gear so cheap you won’t care if it gets more trashed than you do. Me? I’d wear a Breton T-shirt, denim shorts, navy Timberland boat shoes, a straw trilby-type hat, a yellow K-Way pac-a-mac and some cheap Vans sunnies you won’t mind losing. Or you could sport a Kestrel-soaked zebra-print onesie, a jester’s hat and the expression of a man who has lost his inhibitions/mind. Look around: it’s a bigger trend than it really should be.