A hotel. I am not a happy camper. My idea of roughing it is to go four-star. I feel intently tense in tents. When it’s hot, they are human boil-in-a-bags, right? Not this one. I’ve just come back from Latitude festival and survived the most middle-class weekend of my life thanks to this Victorinox tent: easy to put up and down, breathable and waterproof. (But not goon-nextdoor-murdering-Wonderwall-proof, sadly.) It’s part of Victorinox’s Festival Protect range that includes a poncho, backpack, Swiss Army knife and free festival app. Bear Grylls, eat your heart out. (Not literally. He’ll eat anything, that guy.) victorinoxeditions.com
