Oh, there are plenty and luckily for you, they're really easy to follow. Number One: stay on the right side of the step-children. As Lady McCartney #2 quickly discovered, hell hath no fury like a Stella scorned - and she'll make sure everyone knows it. Number Two: make sure that we are continually reminded that you are wealthy in your own right and not a money-grubbing, gold-digger out to make a fast buck. Number Three: make sure that everything - and I mean everything - in your past is above board. If there's anything at all that isn't, I suggest you hire The Terminator to hunt down and destroy all evidence. This includes glamour modelling, escort work and shoplifting. Number Four: if you must arrange PR stunts to highlight the awful cruelty of seal clubbing, try to avoid being savaged by a baby seal in front of a phalanx of tabloid photographers while you're doing it. Number Five (and this is the really important one): don't, under any circumstances, try to get us to drink rats' milk. We don't like it.
