Let's consider... have David Gest, Pete Burns or Valentino ever managed to reverse the change? Or have they steadily 'moisturised' their faces into looking like they belong in a stop motion animation? Exactly. You're now stuck with the frozen face of a super-slim, arch-browed, expressionless stranger, so you might as well put it to good use. You could up the ante on your poker career - there's no poker face like an immobile face, after all. Or, since you now look so remarkably like your girlfriend (it makes a change from growing to look like your dog, I suppose), you could lessen her load by donning a voluminous brunette wig and acting as her double - she's always saying that it's high time she stops modelling bikinis, so there's an opening right there. Or, if your ambitions are a little more grandiose - and now that you look /so/ dashing in a dickie bow, they probably should be - you've got the perfect look for an illustrious Hollywood career playing arch-villains and serial killers - just avoid being filmed in HD, for all our sakes.